i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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