well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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