There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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