He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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