What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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