No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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