Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Randomize
