Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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