No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
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I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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