member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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