new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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