If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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