i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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