Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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