New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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