White coat. Heels.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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