I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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