Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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