We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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