so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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