This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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