she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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two words...techno handjob
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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