exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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