i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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