I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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