But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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