Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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