On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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