hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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