If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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