: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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