he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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