Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize