I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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