You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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