And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
How external is "for external use only"?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Randomize
