the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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