do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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