Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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