So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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