And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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