I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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