The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
This is the high leading the old right now
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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