The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
