It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Terrible idea I love it
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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