just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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