stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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