Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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