Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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