I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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