i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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