My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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