So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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