you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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