You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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