Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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