I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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