DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
