girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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