I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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